Poor GUy

I pity our prime minister sia. He like stone there NO CHAIR tok tok tok 4+ hrs straight. He quite old le, should go slow on him. Anyway, I got that picture up there from Priscilla's Tumblr page(I actually accidentally clicked it LOL).

SO I DONT OWN IT<>>>>

Sick COnvo LOLZ

My friend's convo. DAM EPIC. Nadine is her friend, Mr Lim is our form teacher. Nee-san likes him. "Me" is nee-san.

"i have something to confess.... i like...
...that tree over there *points to palm tree*"

those were the exact words i said. then i said i wanted to hug the tree and chen xi dared me to and so i when i was walking towards the tree, ben&jerrys came. so i IMMEDIATELY turned back.

then he(Mr Lim) was like, "yes chan wing?"
Me: "uhh. nothing!"
Nadine: "she just wanted to rape that tree there"
B&J(Mr Lim): "uh. okay."
Me: "nooo i didn't say i wanted to rape it i just said i loved it(i think he didn't hear me)"
Me: "I just wanted to hug the tree because i love it...(i remember sounding desperate and drunk at the same time)
B&J: "okay... go hug it then. *walks away*"
I DIDN'T LOOK AT HIS FACIAL EXPRESSION MUCH CUZ I DECIDED A MONTH AGO TO AVOID ALL EYE CONTACT.


FAIL CAN. MR LIM MUST BE LIKE WTF(if he knows what wtf is la LOL)

SHe gave Mr Lim the nickname B&J(Ben & Jerry's) cause she that day walk past the ice cream shop, and then there was a new flavour- CHUBBY HUBBY.

EPIC.
Ok byez. Maple lvl 25.

Coola website

Hey guys. Cool website for photo editing. I showl youl.[i do not own this photo, ust edited it cause i love it]You can even make the before/after thing. http://www.picnik.com/

And zecheng, dont kancheong can lol i know u think u veh impt. zzzz

THIS IS MY 100TH POST YAY

I LIEK THE COLOURING. I DO NOT OWN THIS!!

the vid makes me laugh, but not the ecchi parts la LOl. Cowboy Bebop trailer.

LOL i finally reached the 1ooth post mark. Gonna aim for 1000 LOL. No, Im not despo.



So to celebrate(i almost typed commemorate LOL but thats for dead peeps), I shall do a special entry to refresh New Town memories. TOday I lay on my mattress and thought about them alot, and then i started smiling to myself. CGS peeps Im sorryD: this prob wont be very juicy to you. Pris should read my blog more often LOL



1: Beijing Trip in P5



i remember i never slept alone, cause Jing Ni and Shelly whole day at loggerheads. The toiletbowl was dam cold, and I was never the first to shower. I remember one night SHelly spilled coke on the frickin carpet and I ENDED UP SOAKING IT UP WHILE SHE SLEPT, It was 1 am. But i couldnt sleep afterwards, so I emoed at the window watching traffic while it rained on top of the nearby rooftops(classic emo method). oh well. I remember Mr tan's group(comprising of Brandon, Luan Bing and Ahbhilash i think) always earliest for breakfast etc, and they got a prize for being most efficient group. I remember crossing the roads there were a problem, and the toilet at the theatre was dam gross. can see the shit at the bottom. I remember XX, JY, Aishah and Brandon scaling the great wall of china and appearing in the yearbook aft that(and they looked dam cute LOL esp Aishah). I was eating corn. Our group teacher couldnt make it up-.- I remember everyone bought ALOT of stuff at the supermarket, and I got the Lotte Choco Pie thing. It was nice. Then I wrote a note with the pie telling the hotel staff in chinese YOU CAN HAVE ONE. But they neh eat LOL. I remember Shelly kena fever, that Ye lao shi offerred to stay in the hotel with her, but in the end she went along LOL. Our group teachers were Ms Tan PC and Ye lao shi. I remember when we ate Peking Duck Ms Pearlie Tan was like EAT YOUR VEGGIES. EPIC FAIL CAN. SHE EVERY MEAL SAY SAME THING. i remember once zombie was eating beside me, and i got a fever. I remember once for breakfast at the JAde Hotel, Mark dropping a PIECE OF HAM INTO HIS APPLE JUICE. I remember after the Great Wall of China episode i bought a wand(dunno why, it was dam furry) and keychains for my mum and all my aunts.



i remember getting a fever when we went to CHenjinglunjiaming school, then I slept there lol. That time my chinese dam lan, and then the china doctors were talking to me and i didnt reply cause I couldnt understand them then i started crying. Lol epic.



2. Memories from Old New Town



LOL. i remember the aunty and uncle in the last stall were verh nice. I hardly ate the malay food. The drink stall aunties were plain cranky. I remember when I was in P4 we had our P1 buddies. Then my buddy was like I WAN FISHBALL I WAN FISHCAKE! then I was like ok chillax i buy for you LOL. I remember we were awkward. I remember people. Lotsa people. PLaying Wolf and SHeep at the Reading Corner til some discipline teacher told us not to. At the basketball court also. Then when the recess bell rang we'd all chiong for class. I remember sometimes we'd deposit our bags and stuff at the back of the hall. And we had some weight/height takings at the back of the hall. I remember the library, how it looks like, and wed had some health checkups + our injection there. Dam pain. I had a photo of XX aft the injection LOL. I remember P5 was sitting with Abhilash + Brandon + someone else. Then Ahbhilash WHOLE DAY TOK ABOUT BLACK HOLE. But he made it interesting la. Then Brandon very very actively listened and asked questions. Occasionally Ajay and Shafeer came over, and Brandon labelled me a bookworm cause I always read books(what did he expect me to do, participate in CHat Black Hole? -.-) I remember during oral people felt like vomiting, and that was the day we lost Applez, cause Abhilash and Shafeer threw it out of the window. They apologised, but i dint feel the sincereity.

I remem liking the staff room alot. and its happy atmosphere. And where the teachers each sat. I remember the nice smell wafting out from the Dental Office LOL. I remember VR-10, JY and I sat there eating fries and hamburgers at Funan Digitalife Mall LOL. we didnt win, but it was fun. Then my mum pickedme up.

Ok thats it for now. I gotta lotta memories LOL. Ok.

Elearn, Day 2

Today had MT and Sci. Sci was ok, MT was the usual struggle. 3/4 of the time people keep typing I DON UNDERSTAND in either english or chinese. Oh well. Sian got 3 chinese compos to write -.-

After MT was over i mapled with Pris again. Then i turn on the speaker ma, so the music was out loud. Then i was in Henesys and my grandma heard the music.


Then my Granma said in chinese and i replied her in chinese, but here i translate. If not later you all spam I DON UNDERSTAND alsolol.

Gran: The music guai guai one.
Me: Aiya can la don be fussy. You wan nice music issit. Wait ah

Then I walked all the way to Kerning.

Me: Here the music better?
Gran: Still guai guai one.
Me: Aiya you no taste la Kerning music very nice. VERY MODERN can.
Gran: zzz
Me: whatever


LOL FAIL. Kay I going maple alread. Hope one day Nee-san, Pris, JY, Wei Lin and I will be able to pq together, no matter how weird thats gonna be. Oh well.

Elearning, Day 1

Zzz( ya i know i keeep saying zzzz nowadays. Dunno when i picked it up again. Just popped up in my head on Thurs and i started using it again. Last time it was diao. Diao lol. Zzz.)

COnfusing? Lol.Nevermind.

Today was elearning. We had Comm arts[aka English] and most of the time Mdm Kala just stone there waiting for us to finish our group discussion. Which was a bit retarded. Then alot of people forgot to turn off their anti-virus protection, so they couldnt hear, then evryone logged out of the Livemeeting to turn it off and then join again. I dunno what room she was sitting in when she did the Elearning, cause there were lots of funny sounds like:

-Whale/ dolphin sounds (o.o)
-Werewolf-like howling sounds (=.=)
-Those high pitch sound exaggerated cartoons make when the characs meet UFO. (-.-)
-People breathing INTO THE MIC (T.T)
- People BLOWING INTO A TISSSUE INTO THE MIC (it was gross can)
-Someone crying in the background (i think)

Ok, then after comm arts was Math. Chen Xi poor thing, halfway her home internet connection failed(and that shouldve been me) and then she go school. WHILE MR TAN WAS TALKING SHE RANG ME UP SO ENDED UP I LISTENED TO ONE PERSON BLAH-ING ABOUT WHERE THE MONET LAB WAS AND ANOTHER PERSON TALKING BOUT GRADIENTS AND Y-INTERCEPTS IN THE GRAPH. It was really confusing-.- But anyway. CHEN XI! You must remember the school well. Library also ask me where. Com lab(and u go there every week) also ask me where -.- If u got xtreme STM, i suggest you eat Scott's Fish Oil. Its bitter but increase your brain capacity ^.^

Lol. Anyway, at the start of the math elearn session we could see Mr Tan's face(cause he enable his webcam) then alot of ppl start laughing. Then he look at the webcam(so he appears to be looking at you) and said "CLose the door"

Then I was like huh what then I realised he talking to his Sec 4 class. Geez lol.Oh well. ANyway those people laugh like siao so in the end he disable webcam so we'd stop laughing. Then he continued with lessons, explained lotsa formula crap( nee-san and Chen Xi not listening LOL. they were talking to me through VGLF AND nee-san was watching Puccawith her bro on TV). Pucca gave me goosebumps lol. She chase the guy hardcore. Wa then Mr Tan spam alot of arrowsand words, so I got completely muddled and confused. And eventually stopped listening.

After that I met online with nee-san on Maple, then halfway she left to accompany Denise on Aquila(we were on Delph). Then she came back, then I went to eat lunch, then I came back, then she went to eat lunch, then she came back (LOL i confusing you?). Then when we just started pq-ing, CHER TING SUDDENLY OPENED MY HOUSE WINDOW. I was like WHATTHESHIT and was so shocked that I knocked over my stack of notebooks =.=

So in the end i turn off my TPC and went to her house to discuss Home Ec project. Our sandwich's gonna be dam FAT. its really THICK. Well, she wants it to be thick, and if you know her, you dont go against her cause shes very persistent. Helped her walk her dog(first time lol i felt like a dork can) while she picked up ANOTHER DOG(cuter one LOL).

AFter we discuss at her house I stone there forawhile and watched yaoi(boy like boy) with her(it was dam gross can. My first time watching). Remember the word yaoi and yuri(girl and girl), cause anime fans use them ALOT. I guess it was kinda shounen-ai as well. Got smothered by both dog's saliva and mucus(Cher Ting's dog was kinda.... Sneezy). Then it rained=.= Then i stone there wait for rain to end, then went home. Then Mapled. Levelled up(YAY). Then connection lost. Then I went onto MSN. Then go Maple again and met Pris. Then met Wei Lin. Then 3 of us talk LOL. Got a bit weird, but oh wellz. Logged off, ate dinner, showered, went online to watch tomorro's Sci videos.




Hey cool i actually gave a FULL SUMMARY of what happened today.

LOL i heard the CNA guy say " Changi airport's highest MONKEY TRAFFIC". It's monthly. Im sorry CNA guy. Misunderstanding :P

Ok gonna sleep. It's 1 a.m. now and tomoro gotta wake up at 8+a.m.

Probably visiting library tomorrow. Then meeting up with my aunt to go the wolf exhibition at the museum(lol so cultured right IKR). It looks kinda warcrafty i guess.

OH YA MUST GET THE DISC FROM MY BRO. GONNA GO BNET PLAY RUN KITTY RUN. MAYBE DOTA.

Not gonna blog often this few days. PLaying maple. Add me calicocoa (delphinus)^.^. Level low low only, don worry u can showoff. LOL.

ok bye.

(p.s. HI LOURDES AND BEL!!! XDSO RANDOM. okay)

Overcaste

Yesterday I had a convo with my bro through sms. Cause this National Service letter thing came so I just informed him and we ended up talking about O levels. He s taking it this year. Then after that I wanted to continue the convo but didnt know what to say so I just picked on a random topic.
-----

Me: lol u whole day fast like Malay no stomach-ache meh? and why the fickle fish were you BOWLING on sat?

Bro: Long story.. Basically doing a favor for fren...

Me: LOL whut... Issit something like ur fren likes this girl and then he ask you invite a group including her go bowling?...

Bro: WTF prophetic powers... Can you tell me when I will get rich?

Bro: Seriously how you know

Me: LOL it comes naturally being a sister. Besides, I got experience :P



I said gdnight before he could ask me -what experience-. Dont think sick. Someones laughing beside me alread.

That time I went to the LAN with him to play Left4Dead. So his friend was there. His friends always happen to be there =.= Naturally I was kindava noob cause I play it like, once a year? So he actually asked one of his friends to protect me in the game through a private chat channel(so i didnt know la).

After stoning for a bout 3 hours in the LAN shooting zombies and throwing molotov cocktails, I left.

At night I recalled that my bro's friend had covered me quite a few times, so I sent a text to my bro asking him to help me thank his fren for covering me.

Then he told me he was the one who told his fren to help protect me cause my bro(according to him) was a frontline fighter.

I hurled vulgarities at him and he hurled them back. I angrily choked on my fishballs. But in the end we ended up laughing like gila.

Sigh... Brothers. You ll never know how it ll end up with them.

Flying Plastic Bags

Today I checked out Cowboy Bebop songs. A few of them have retarded names lol. Like:

-Digging My Potato by The Seatbelts
-No Reply by Yoko Kanno(Lourdehs likes Yoko K)
-Mushroom Hunting by The Seatbelts (lol sound like maplestory)
-Bad Dog No Biscuits by The Seatbelts
-Cat On Mars by Gabriela Robin (lol fail)
-Go Go Cactus Man by Seatbelts


OK random. Tomolo got Math Test. I put it in capitals cause I always fail it.


I dont love Taemin.

Dark Room

My fren(Paean) had a convo with a stranger on those random chat to stranger thingies. This was her convo. I laughed like shit kay. The -you- refers to my fren. the stranger is well,

the stranger la.

note that the sentences in these brackets [ ] are my thoughts and comments.
---

Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: whats up??

You: the ceiling?

[ LOL fail already. nice one Paean]
Stranger: no

Stranger: space

You: hahahah

You: LOL

Stranger: its true

You: i know

Stranger: exactly

You: u are hilarious

You: my fren is laughing bside me

Stranger: i made you two laugh...? ive never done something this amazing before...

Stranger: this feeling...what is this?

[what the sheet? the stranger sounds like a girl in some romance manga...]
You: happiness?

You: JOY!

You: haha

Stranger: maybe..

You: Now, i m her friend

You: Well, m/f?

Stranger: m

You: oh

You: f

You: the one u were tokin to is f too!

You: Lol...

You: whr r u from?

You: hi, i hate u

[o.o]
Stranger: lmao im from canada

Stranger: thanks

You: im so random

Stranger: i love you too

[O.O]

You: awwww....sweet

You: sorry

You: those were my frens

Stranger: i was talking to your friend...

Stranger: ummmm

Stranger: awkward

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: jk

You: lol

You: hahahaha

Stranger: so where are you guys from>

Stranger: *?

You: um singapore

Stranger: damn thats far away

Stranger: from where i am

You: yea

You: hey you going for the yog?

Stranger: the yog?? whats that?
[this guy may have pronounced it as yorg. Or he thought it was a brand of yoghurt?]

You: youth olympics games

Stranger: ohh

Stranger: no

You: singapore's hosting it

Stranger: oh

You: :)

Stranger: :p

You: hahahaha

Stranger: rofl, so what are you and your friends doooing? :p

You: talking on omegle

You: another is reding manga

You: reading*

You: the rest are on fb

Stranger: do you all have a seperate laptop with you or something? :o

You: yep

You: all 40 of us

Stranger: 40!?
[he's so drama =.=]

You: yeah

You: the whole class

You: and the whole school

Stranger: ohhh, your in school right now

You: yep

You: now is free period

You: we get to use our computers for fun

You: during class we use it to study

You: we are embracing technology

You: ;)

Stranger: ahaha i can see that :p but i didnt know you guys started school already im still on summer break lol

You: hey! u are so lucky

You: one guy from uk said the same too

You: u guys are so lucky

You: issit like 4 am or 5 am on yr side?

Stranger: noo

Stranger: for uk it is

Stranger: but for me its only 11:49pm

You: wow

You: so late

You: doesnt yr mum scold u for doing so?

Stranger: noope

You: so good...

Stranger: i can stay up as late as i want

Stranger: ahah
[duh. youre 16. if you really are]

Stranger: ;p

You: my mum doesnt

You: she's like

You: go sleep. now

Stranger: if my mom tells me to i just tell her that ill be quiet and she wont bug me again :P

You: my mum doesnt

You: T.T

You: i envy you

You: anw

You: how old are u? i am 13:)

Stranger: im 16

You: wow

You: if u were h

You: ere

You: u would take the o levels

Stranger: the what??
[lol. he may think it s a brand of cornflakes. Like fruity o's or something HAHA]

You: it's an exam

You: a very important one

You: and very stressful

Stranger: is it big?

You: yes

You: if u dun take it

You: u wun get into a jc

You: junior college

Stranger: oh..

You: i hate school

You: except for the computer

You: ;)

Stranger: lmfao i hate school but its fun if you have a lot of friends in your classes :p

You: yea

You: i agree

You: then it's like

You: party everyday

Stranger: yea exactly ahah

You: hahahahaha

Stranger: :p

You: haha

You: :D

Stranger: so how long is your free period? :o

You: hmmm

You: it'll end in 4 mins

Stranger: :o

[:o]

You: i had 3 periods

Stranger: already or is that how many you have in a day??

You: err only for today

Stranger: why only today?

You: every wednesday

Stranger: ohhh

You: we have computer studies

You: and the teachers dun care wad we do

Stranger: oh lol

Stranger: :P

You: hahah

You: LOL

Stranger: :D

You: hahah

You: okay free period over

You: bb

Stranger: byebye

You: bb

You: i took down the whole conversation

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: :o

You: gtg

You: sorry

You: bye

Stranger: its alright :) byeee


fail can Lol also.

Fan Blades

<- (sneak peek of my current project. stupid eye. took me 5 mins to draw and colour) Lourders and I were having a convo. I wanted to go to pageone but she had homework to complete...
Lourdes[L]: Lol not sure but will get distracted.. Cant go out too far







Me: Ok then nehmind. I woke up with a headache




L: Lol why




Me: i dont know. fail right i know. Tomoe woke up with a toothache




L: You both really connected hor




Me: Ya. Only the internet connection very bad.




F A I L can?.?.?




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anyway. i did a random search for Tomoe on googlesearch. This is what i got.






























okayyy....











anyway, I do not own this pict, and credit goes to whoever who does.











by the way, in case you get confused, Tomoe should look like this






he does look a bit gay here.














anyway, tomoe shouldnt look like this either







LOL. i do not own this pict and credit goes to whoever who does.

ok bubbye

Orange Leaves

When I changed my blog designs, Tomoe said it was leafy and nice. I shrugged. I said I chose that cause I liked leaves.





But I do like leaves.





Anyway. I wanna play Jade Empire again. I did so last Dec. The storyline and graphics are really good. Below is an example. This is the part where you go to the Scholars' Garden( linked to the Golden Way???). it s really nice. The soundtracks really suit it as well.




The fightings' fast and cool and there are tons of moves you can learn. My favourite's Ice Shard. Ive never played as any of the male characters before(each one has different attributes). I only did Radiant Jen Zi and the other girl in blue- cant remember her name.

Tien's Landing is my fav place lol. It s forever sunset there, and in game the sea goes on far beyond the horizon. Then there s the Tea House where lots of the quests are, and one of which asks of the player to silence the ghosts of Old Tien's Landing( i think).

That part's quite freaky. Once you lower the dam you can enter old tien's landing and you ll see ghosts floating around. Somewhat like the FLying Dutchman, but more scary of course. Then you ll meet the two ghost orphans who were trapped in the orphanage when the floods came and submerged old tien's landing in water. They ask you to help them seek revenge so that they can rest in peace- according to them the orphanage owner locked them up in the orphanage when the floods came- and they can only rest in peace when the owner comes to apologise to them. Freaking owner is in the tea house, and you ll have to use different strategies of talking to persuade him to go back to the orphanage.

And then when you go to the tea house you ll meet the demon and you can choose to fight him or talk to him( to get him to get out of the tea house cause he s scaring customers). Lots of things decide what you become in Jade Empire. Bad or good. Like, some moves can only be learnt if youre bad- the Tempest- and if youre good, The Heavenly Palm.(if all this info is incorrect i must apologise, but actually im quite certain its rather accurate)

These sound like period dramas to you? Their not. I was so fascinated with the xbox game that one of the Plum in Pooland series was named after it. Lol maybe i should get the CGS peeps to read the series. Anyway.

Brown Roof Tiles

by pcmaniac88

Okay, from now on the blog title's just gonna be whatever I happen to see first when i look up, cause blog titles just happen to be really random. And i ll try to include a pict wherever and when ever i can. Yeah okay, so about the dream, I'll be drafting it up. It's really quite long, and theres this big gap where the climax shouldve probably been. Oh well. Im ot sure if i can type it out by this weekend, but I 'll give you hints on who/what/etc it involves.

-Pris and Lourds.
-Airports.
-Fighting.
-Angry faces.
-Zombies.
-Zombies..
-Zombies...
-Blood.
-Gore
-Screaming.
-Gayness.
-Tomoe and Toushirou
-Class Deco.
-Running.
-Vivocity.

Yeah, so as you can see from here it s probably gonna be really anti climax.

ok so

today I was rushing with the class deco for national day. I really really really wanted the class to win. I 'll try to snap a few pictures and piak it here. The judges seemed impressed with one of my drawings outside the class lol. Im not trying to be a showoff here but srsly. Then Nadine was like you are awesome! then I was hugging the door cause I was so nervous and paisei. anyway.

Piled up with homework. I wanna go out with Lourdeh and Priscilleh. LOL name fail. I wanna go Kino, Pageone and the 3 for $10 shop. I spotted a really nice necklace with a stiletto hanging at the end of it there. There was also this necklace with an eiffel tower off it. Ahhh...

My class is frickin happy that we'll be losing 2 weeks worth of art. They are so ya. Ya. Art is nice.

Yesterday Mr Tan(PE teacher, not math one) left. My heart got broken by a leaving teacher AGAIN. This Mr Tan has a striking resemblance to Yellow in the head. I mean like facial features, head shape and hair and all. I dont know why. When I saw him my heart kinda palpitated =.= I got that kinda feeling like, you know, sometimes it's this total stranger but you just feel like youve known em' for a really long time.

Ms Chia(sci) and Ms Zheng(eng) also left. That time i saw Ms Zheng at the Mini Forum on her last day i was like screaming MISSSSSS ZHENGGGGG!!!!!!, then when she look over i said

hi.

Then her face was epic and she said -er ok-, then we kinda blinked at each other and then we walked off.

History test today was epic. I only finished half of it. Then got the Australian Math thingy. I fell asleep for half and hour cause i was so dam tired, and then I couldnt finish that as well.

but actually i couldnt finish it even if i wanted to. It s fraking hard la. The open ended questions at the end(i think 5 of them) i just shaded in the numbers 999 for everything cause when i read the question my brain shrank like pickled peas.

I dont like peas.

oh well.